October 2010
15 posts
Today's weather is so pretty I want to lock it in...
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“Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, “I’m not going to...”
– Charles Bukowski
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September 2010
8 posts
I just received 2 text
One included “up in the gym”
and the other, “bitches be jockin my style.”
My first concern was obvious: my friends are turning into Fergie
but now I think the real issue is that I recognize it!
The Rolling Stones - Moonlight Mile
Oh you know I...
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The hardest I laughed today was during a...
Meaning I spent my night laughing & joking about evolution.
I knew this career path would ruin me.
Me: I would love to go to new ork
new pork?
new bork?
new work?
Saba: which one is it!
Me: new fork city!
Saba: put a new cork in it
August 2010
16 posts
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I just dropped my laptop
and then stepped on it
but it looks like we’re still in business!
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I made plans to move into a new place this week. I know a girl who is moving, so we arranged for me to take her room. She decided she’s not moving anymore, so now I’m scrambling to find somewhere to live. This is what I’m working with:
“Hi, so da room is still available. Wat time would u like 2 come by 2morrow?”
Wat da hell is wrong wit peeple deez dayz?
Beck- Lost Cause
You know when you think...
Last night I arrived in West Yellowstone, Montana
and so far I’ve already managed to electrocute myself. That’s a culture shock if I’ve ever experienced one!
I should mention this was after my terrible flight in a 30-person plane where we were enveloped by a lightning storm (so, you know, I already had an electric current flowing through me) followed by two pints of beer before dinner
and I can’t remember if it was...
July 2010
11 posts
Missed Connection: Eclipse Premiere
I was standing in the crowded theater, feeling so alone as I watched my friends compare bites they received from the bat cave invasion the night before. Then you caught my eye, just standing there looking like an idiot in your trench coat, but you didn’t care!
When my mom’s psychic friend, Bella, told me my soulmate would sparkle, I thought it was the 3 bloody marys talking. But there...
WatchI was back in the office today. It was late afternoon and I heard my supervisor say, “ugh, I need a laugh.” So she started watching this video. I couldn’t see it from where I was, but I heard it, along with the three women in that area laughing HYSTERICALLY. They couldn’t breathe. This is comedic gold to them. So then I hear “Brittany, you HAVE to watch this.”...
