1. Today’s weather is so pretty I want to lock it in my basement until it tells me it loves me

    3 years ago  /  3 notes  /  Source: usedtobekait

  2. I like to think they participate in the World Series of Hugging during the offseason.
WE’RE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES! AHHHH!!!!

    I like to think they participate in the World Series of Hugging during the offseason.

    WE’RE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES! AHHHH!!!!

    3 years ago  /  126 notes  /  Source: sfgiantsbay

  3. Taking superstition to a whole new level. LET’S GO GIANTS!!!!

    Taking superstition to a whole new level. LET’S GO GIANTS!!!!

    3 years ago  /  1 note

  4. I like my men like I like my trees: sappy as fuck!

    I like my men like I like my trees: sappy as fuck!

    3 years ago  /  1 note

  5. Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, “I’m not going to make it,” but you laugh inside remembering all the times you’ve felt that way.
    – Charles Bukowski

    3 years ago  /  2 notes

  6. I hate that we live in the kind of world where you can’t just heat a grape in the microwave without it getting all plasma-y and shit!

    3 years ago  /  0 notes

  7. Possible Halloween costume: dressing up as a teabagger. If only I had the BALLS.

    Possible Halloween costume: dressing up as a teabagger. If only I had the BALLS.

    3 years ago  /  2 notes  /  Source: Flickr / acornsarebitter

  8. kelserrr:

HAI GUYZ

Lindsay: “Mommy, What Will I Look Like?” should have worked.
Narrator: Lindsay had once started a photo-enhancing service which gave new  parents a glimpse at what their infants would look like in half a  century.
Lindsay: Hey, you put an ugly kid in, you can’t be surprised when an ugly adult comes out.

    kelserrr:

    HAI GUYZ

    Lindsay: “Mommy, What Will I Look Like?” should have worked.

    Narrator: Lindsay had once started a photo-enhancing service which gave new parents a glimpse at what their infants would look like in half a century.

    Lindsay: Hey, you put an ugly kid in, you can’t be surprised when an ugly adult comes out.

    3 years ago  /  1 note  /  Source: jardinperdido

  9. Today I got a “don’t take this the wrong way, but you’re a robot baby.”
I think instantly imagining a battery-powered doll’s head qualifies as taking it the wrong way.
The man in question claims he meant it as a compliment, but it doesn’t matter either way! Homeboy’s a fool for thinking he can teach a robot to love!

    Today I got a “don’t take this the wrong way, but you’re a robot baby.”

    I think instantly imagining a battery-powered doll’s head qualifies as taking it the wrong way.

    The man in question claims he meant it as a compliment, but it doesn’t matter either way! Homeboy’s a fool for thinking he can teach a robot to love!

    3 years ago  /  1 note

  10. A step up from the Keystone Light soap I’ve been using.

    A step up from the Keystone Light soap I’ve been using.

    3 years ago  /  0 notes